- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

Penis

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

go F*** yourself

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

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