- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

anti jokes are for fags

How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

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