- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

We found a cure for cancer. Death

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

If i open this door you can go trough it

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

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