- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there's this moose right? And he walks into the store and asks where the potatoes are. And the cashier lady says aisle 5. So the moose walks to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Nothing, they're extinct.

What do you do when you see an ostrich playing tennis? I don't know as I have little experience in the areas of ostriches or tennis. Frankly, I'm not quite sure why you're even asking me

why did the black man get kicked out of the hospital? nothing was wrong with him.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

That is so fetch

Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

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How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

Will nearis is here! Get it

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

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