- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

An Artic Storm.

Two ducks are in a bathtub. One duck says, "Hey, pass me the soap." The other duck says, "What do I look like, a type writer?"

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

so the weather's nice...

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

soccer

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

You know Hellen Kellers retarded? No shes blind and deaf. Ehhh same thing.

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