What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

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Q: How do you get an elephant in a refrigerator in three easy steps? A: You open the refrigerator door, you put the elephant inside, you close the refrigerator door. Q": How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator in four easy steps? A": You open the refrigerator door, you take the elephant out, you put the giraffe inside, you close the refrigerator door.

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My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

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has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

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What did the hat say to the scarf? Nothing.

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why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

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As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

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Is your refrigerator running? yeah oh...just wondering.

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how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

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What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

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Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

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Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

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A guy was beet by his wife.

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Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

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what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

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Johnny tried talking to his dog, there was no response.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

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What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

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FUS RO DAH!!!

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You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

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So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

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So I was walking down the road today

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