whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

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matt has ebola...funny right!?

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What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

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Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

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Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

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You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

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What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

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A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

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What's old and wrinkly? old people

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How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

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Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

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If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

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A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

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What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

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What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

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Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

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Replacement Referees

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knock knock no ones home

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A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

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Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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