- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

have safe sex

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

Tilt your screen back

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

Obama walks into a hospital....

what is very tall and red a very tall red building

Ian's mind Elevator music

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

ask me if im a door yes

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

Anti Joke

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