- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

whats polish and black a polish black person

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

Why didn't the chicken cross tithe road Because it was a motorway

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

The Earth is a nice place to live.

Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

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