- Anti Joke

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

I was in the 74th hunger games I hid in the cornucopia until almost everyone was dead. Then I saw Katniss and Peeta so while they were distracted with night lock I pulled a rubber chicken out of my ass and beat the shit out of them till they died then I won the 75th hunger game also. They asked me to be there mocking jay but I killed them all and blew the plane up in the Capitol the end. By Adam Chebali

hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

Eh yo Sean u mr. Kingston Hey, how are you doing?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

knock! knock! Who's there ...So y do you have a peep whole?

Math: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 4 in the other, what do I have?" Answer: "An unreasonable amount of bottles to hold in two hands."

whats the difference between sand and period blood? You cannot gargle sand.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

in soviet russia, cow milks you

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull