- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

If I met your mom before you was born, you would still be born.

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

You know whats better than 24? 25

What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

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