- Anti Joke

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

a seal walks into a club.

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

What made the lady dance? Bandz!

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

Nuneaton..

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women