"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

What comes after 69? mouthwash

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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