- Anti Joke

Abbie im pretty sure your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

If you were a pie I'd eat you

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

What do 69 and carpets have in common ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????1?2?3?4?5?6?7?8?9?0?????????#???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????©®™????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Nothing

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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