- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

no really what are ur names?

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

Miscarriages.

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

what's brown and sticky A stick!

Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

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