- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

Roses are red.

Adam Chebali has no life

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

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Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

._____________________. Whale!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

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