Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

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Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

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Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

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What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

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Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

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What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

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Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

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a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

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What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

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What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

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DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

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What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

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Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

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What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

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Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

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Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

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A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

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Feminism

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Me

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How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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