I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

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Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

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a duck, a mexican, a camel, a jew, a duck, a moose, an asian, an ostrich, a turtle, an elephant, a scorpion, two vampires, a pokemon, your mom, Stephen Hawkings, a bird, a plane, mario, your family, and a plumber walk into a bar. They have cancer, AIDS, disabilties, diabetes, herpes, siezures, retardation, death in their families, drug addiction, no arms or legs, no home, no money, racial segregation, and have been raped. A combination of which is worse than the holocaust and three bee stings and a rope that fails.

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How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

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joke under this line wins _________________________

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

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roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

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How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

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A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

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pretty soon we'll all be dead

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An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

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Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

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Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

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If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

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Yo mama is so stupid that she is currently taking courses in a community college to get her degree in business so she can have a well-paying job.

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Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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