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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get 100 people in one car. You can't.

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What is about the size of a sausage, flesh-colored and looks like a penis, if you illuminate it with a flashlight on monday nights? - a penis.

An Italian leaves the mofia

roses are red pickles are green i like your legs and whats in between

Knock, knock Who's there? You... and you just lost the game. -Eka

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Dude, i know this guy, who knew this guy named Ben, who knew this guy named Valen, who knew this guy named Chad and he said.... Ben's Dead.

why couldnt the polish people live in the outhouse? because the mexicans in the basement were too noisy

Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

Poop.

Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

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