- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

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A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

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