- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

I am very humble.

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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