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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

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What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

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