Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

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What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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How many Druggies does it take to make toast. One.

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One game a Packers Player scored a touchdown and jumped into the stands. When everybody was touching him one girl put her hand on the inside of his thigh. He told the girl " If your hand goes a little higher you'll feel my touchdown spike."

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One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

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Two guys went to a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure" said the guys. The bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? (when you are done start reading from the top again, and don't stop ever)

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How do you kill an already dead man? You don't he's already dead.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

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Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

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A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

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What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

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Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

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your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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