Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

What? Yes.

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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