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what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

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Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

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Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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