1 woman and 2 guys were on a roadtrip. Every single day they would go do the same things. First go to Denny's, then to the mall, then see a horror movie. One day the woman said, "I don't want to go see the horror movie, I'm scared enough!" So the guys agreed that they'd trick the woman into going to a horror movie before Denny's. They went, and the woman was scared out of her mind. She yelled at them both for 30 minutes and to this day never speaks to them.

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Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

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Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

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Why was the man sad? His intestines were imploding and his head was shot off seventeen seconds ago.

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What did the homeless man say to his family? Nothing. His family left him after he lost his job.

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A muslin walks into a bar, and has the same equal rights as everyone else and orders a pint of fosters.

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Perhaps he didn't believe in banks.

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What's red and invisible? We don't know that it's red.

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roses are dead violets are gross guess what i'm in your closet

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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This stuff on espn about Jason Collins is very gay

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What did little Sally say to the clown after the party? 'For someone who specializes in entertaining children of a young age, I am slightly underwhelmed at the degree of humor my friends and I have derived from your jokes today.'

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what do you call 69 babies in one room? a room full of babies

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Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

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what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

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whats the difference between a dead body and a car with doors that open in a diagnal manner one was never alive to begin with

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

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What's similar between a boat and a plane? Both can fly except for the boat

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What's a cow's fovorite vacation spot? Farmyard animals do not receive vacations, they have long hours, no pay, and get eaten upon death.

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Why did Amy fall out of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Amy.

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What did Justin Bieber say when he lost his tampon? Where's my tampon?

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Anti Joke

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