why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is seriously pissed off about being repeatedly subjected to this level of intense interrogation. Do you ask other animals why they chase their tails or claw at dirt? Do people ask you why you run when you're late? How would you like to have every move you made transformed into some cliche, old farce? There's a road, he's a chicken, there are only so many possible outcomes.

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why does little Lucy have no friends? because she is in a wheelchair

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Wanna hear a joke? YEAH! Hold on. Okay, tell me when to let go.

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Q: What did the magician do to cure his cold?? A: Took medicine!

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What do you call a bench full of white people The NBA

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So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

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What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

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What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

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what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

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What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

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Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

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what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

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What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

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What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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