- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

Penis chickens

The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

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