Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

the economy.

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

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What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

How do you make the general public confused? ...

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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