Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

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man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

The Big Band Theory

Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

a. why? b. because

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

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