- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

The only difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is the taste.

There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

Water? I hardly know her.

Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

epic win?

What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

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