a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

ecks! why zee?

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

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Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

wanna hear a joke? i dont

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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