- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" The man replies "Surprise me." The bartender proceeds to mix cyanide with the mans drink and loses his bartending license and goes to prison for murdering a customer.

What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled

what did one sandwich say to another sandwich? nothing, sandwiches cant talk

Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

Your moms so stupid that she called me to get my number

knock knock whos their a person

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

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