- Anti Joke

Person 1: I got a really good knock, knock joke. Person 2: Okay. Person 1: You start. Person 2: Knock, knock. Person 1: Who's there? Person 2: ...

There is a Mexican, American, and an Italian on a boat.They start to sink. All of them brought things from their country. The Mexican threw burritos over and said, "We have too much of these." The American threw american cheese over and said, "We have too much of these in our country." The Italian throws over pizza and says the same thing. They are still sinking. Then, the American picks up the Mexican, throws him over and says, "We have too much of these in our country."

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock! knock! Whos there? Chris Hansen..

Person 1: I got a really good knock, knock joke. Person 2: Okay. Person 1: You start. Person 2: Knock, knock. Person 1: Who's there? Person 2: ...

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What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

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You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

have safe sex

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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