A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$bOoBiEs

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

Penis.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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