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Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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in soviet russia, cow milks you

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A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

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Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

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whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

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A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

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What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

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Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

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Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

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Shea's sty....

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Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

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What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

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The Holocaust

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Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

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What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

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what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

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What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

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Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

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how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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