- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesus walks into a church only to be touched inappropriately.

1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Thats a matter of opinion

emma: mat has a quick reaction time

What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

Why did Alfa Kurtoo change his name? Just say Alfa Kurtoo fast!

Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! closes door

Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

So my girlfriend comes back from Jamaica this weekend. There are as many hairs per square inch on your body as a chimpanzee.

why did the chinken cross the rode? why? to get to the gay persons house. Knock, Knock. Who's there. the chicken.

Why did the Billy flunk the test? His parents were killed in a refridgerator

Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

That awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it would.

a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

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