- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

Slug on ya tooth Gavin David Newman

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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