- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

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