A man is at the dentists. The dentists says, "Oh my, your teeth are terrible!" The man says, "Yes I know. I am addicted to Meth".

A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

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What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

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What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

What's brown and sticky? Anal

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

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Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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