- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

Donald Trump

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

black chicken. kfc

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

A pirate walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "why do you have a wheel in your pants?"

rofl lol, the joke below me has made my computer offer to translate this page. It thinks it's in Spanish

What do you call a fat kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

What did the cat say at his mother's funeral? Nothing. He was too grief stricken over the loss of his beloved guardian.

Can you smell what the Rock is cooking? Yes, it's delicious!

Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

A black man is pulled over doing 66 in a 65 zone. He asks the officer what the problem is and the officer says his left tail light is out

What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

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