- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

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roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

What do you call a handsome nerd? The name that is on his birth certificate.

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

I shot a bitch.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

Dear crush, I want to drink you

Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

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