Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

U mad?

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...