- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man die? he had cancer

tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

A man breaks into your house points a gun at your head and proceeds to fire a blank... The man stares at your for another minute before jumping back out of the window he crawled in from and sitting on the curb outside your house rethinking his life choices.

Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Doctor Brown, I have your test results, you've HIV positive.

What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

OOOOPPS /

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

Alchohol.

What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

Knock knock

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

roses are brown violets are brown, who took a shit in my garden

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