Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

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How do you make a blonde stupid as hell. Give birth to it

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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im in stttttttttiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttttccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssss

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Lol, thats funny, sorry for asking, but is your eye doing better? Was their IQ test the same one you get when you enter their site?

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what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

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What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

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What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

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whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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Women's Rights.

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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Uh... Justin, the most pointless man... I gotta cringe for a moment, I don't want to be mean here, but I think my body cell total opinion pool dropped a large quantity there, its not that I do not want you anymore, but, my body`s mass body cell total is kinda denying me... Actually I am denying IT... ACTUALLY WE ARE DENYING EACH OTHER, (which is totally awesome, united denial fighting against one another FOR DENYING THE MOST! BECAUSE COOPERATION IS FOR PUSSIES!) Anyway, hell I am dead tired, oh yeah, Justin... Man, Uh, who where you again?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ash Oh hey Ash, I was expecting you, come on in!!

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called anti joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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