2 men were friends 1 went to hell The other went to heaven

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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I want to make a lamp shade out of your skin, because you light up my life.

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how many pancakes does it take to get fat if u answered this question your already fat

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A black man walks in to a 7 Eleven with a gun in his left pocket. He innocently walks over to the place where they keep all the hostess treats, and decides to purchase a pack of crumb donuts. The gun was purely for self defense, it was a bad neighborhood.

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Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

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Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

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Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

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A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

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Jayden Eccles

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What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

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ecks! why zee?

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What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

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What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

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THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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poop

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What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

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Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

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what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

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Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

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Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

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I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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