- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

Papa Smurf: Why did the chicken cross the road? Grouchy Smurf: I hate chickens!

What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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