- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

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