Why did the chicken cross the road? Being unaware of his surroundings, the chicken was startled by an oncoming motor vehicle. Due to the animals vapid logic an reasoning, based on impulse it quickly ran to the other side of the street to avoid its imminent death by the speeding automobile. Unknowingly, the chicken had reached the other side of the road,

Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

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What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

why do women rip you off? Because they like money

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

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What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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