What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

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My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

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You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

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why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

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name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

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Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Adolf Hitler.

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What do you call a horse standing alone in an empty field? Tesco's own Beef Lasagne.

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A giraffe walks into a bar.... just kidding, a giraffe wouldnt fit in a bar.

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What is worst than your girlfriend's mother?? Osama Bin Laden's One

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Your mother is so fat, she tried to suicide because she was unhappy with her weight. She tried a diet and it didn't work; she suffers from depression and went to see a doctor about her weight. Life is getting worse for your mother and she is starting to develop diabetes. Your relatives and cousins are going to the hospital to visit her sometime this week; the doctor says she only has about a week left before she passes away.

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What did Grandma give little Ben for Christmas? a wheelchair

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Why did the black man begin to cry when his friend aimed a gun at a watermelon? Because if he were to shoot it would be a waste of perfectly good food.

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How is a hamster like a cigarette? They are harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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