What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

Q: What did the schizophrenic man say to his father? A: "Every time grandmother's urn shrieks, this pornography turns to black ink."

I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

What do cows in Africa say? Moo

Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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