whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

You and your parents are going to die today

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

canadians

Knock, knock. Come in.

Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

Someone told me once, but i had terrible memory so I had them tell me again.

Whats the difference between a black man and a banana? Banana's don't hijack planes.

What did the black man say to the other black man? We are both black men.

Why was the woman crying? Because I hit her with a bat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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