- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

Your future.

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

ejaculation JLR

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

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