Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ *slams door*

Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

shut up kobe!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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