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Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

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Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

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