What did the fish say when it hit the big stone wall? DAM

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

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Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

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A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

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What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

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jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

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Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

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Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

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Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

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womens rights

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What do you call your mom? Mom

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What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

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what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

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A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

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Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

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What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

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If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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