- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

Knock, Knock Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

Miškinis gerai prikolina.

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

roses are red and violets are in fact violet

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

whats worse than being payton johnson being black

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

Replacement Referees

Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

whats 2+2? 4

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