- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

I'm HIV positive.

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a yacht. Unfortunately the yacht is in a shop and all 3 of them sustain injuries following impact with the concrete floor.

facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

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what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

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