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What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

Two eggs are in a frying pan. One egg says to the other, "Gee, it's getting hot in here!" The other one says, "Shit, a talking egg!!"

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

women sports....

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

Kefka > Sephiroth

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

what is green an invisible? this cabbage

If somebody chucks skittles at you saying taste the frickin rainbow Run over them with a car and say "NationWide is on your side!!! ????

Did you hear the one about the streetlight? It only came on at night.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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