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Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger