roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

I wrote a funny joke.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Today is March 22.

Why doesn't Santa Claus change his socks on Christmas Eve? Because he isn't real.

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

Anti Joke

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