Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

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yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

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Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

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Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

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your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

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-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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Where are you going Your house

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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How did the boy break his hand? He slammed it in a car door.

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go up to some one and say "i told you it would happen" with a straight face and walk away. it should cause a LOT of confusion.

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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What did the farmer that lost his tractor say? Wheres my tractor?

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A Mexican, a black guy, and a Muslim are riding in the back of a car. Who is driving? Their friend Keith.

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Covert trance, black Ops, and something I kinda made up myself. The first two are basically using suggestions without the victim being aware of it, that is how that famous bank robber that just asks nicely for all the cash and gets it succeeds. The other is tricking the "allmighty" subconcious and again, my own invention people claim its called "this and that", I know, because I coined most of the terms. Anyway, you put people into a deep state of trance, you tell them to take a step forward into the sea, and well, you actually led them down the top of a skyscraper or something fun... "Now... Suck on the lollipop I have between my, okay ill stop"

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Q: Why couldnt the kid feel his legs A: He had no arms

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, now so do you.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What do you call two black men sitting on the porch? Craig and Smokey

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