What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

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knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

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Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

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The word you are looking for is charm, not seduction, I am above such things, and while I have no reason whatsoever to believe either one of us can gain anything from going "eye for an eye", I am sure I can offer whatever financial and even specialized assistance you might require in order to get that eye of yours seeing clearer than before... Worry not, I shall outlaw the name Nero and all the derivations and similarities from my Order, unless someone named Nero actually happens to come by of course...

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YES! EXACTLY!

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

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What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

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Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

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What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

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non poop

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If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

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Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

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A seal walks into a club.

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The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

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A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

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your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

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what did the fart say to the butt........bye

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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