Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

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Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

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A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

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How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

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Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

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whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

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Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

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Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

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why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

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Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

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Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

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Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

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What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

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What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

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What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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Why do British Folk have yellow teeth? Genetics. Although scientists don't know the exact cause, it has been shown that people of British ancestory have a genetic predisposition which inhibits the body's breakdown and utilization of Vitamin C and Calcium. This causes decalcification and scorbutic gums. The British slang term "Limey" comes from the fact that the British Royal Navy was made to drink lime juice to prevent scury. The Royal Navy was almost wiped out by an epidemic of Scurvy.

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thre guys walk into a bar then goes to sit at a booth and the three guys have to go to the bathroom so they ask a waiter to safe they booth while they go to the bathroom 30 min later and they are still not back so the waiter goes by the door and one guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing" and the guy says " blowing bubbles " then goes and sit down " then the second guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing " and the guy says " blowing bubbles" and goes and sits down then the last guy come out and the waiter says " let me guess blowing bubble " the guy says back "no i am bubbles "

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Q. How do you blindfold a Chinese man? A. With a blindfold.

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I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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Why did the boy go to the hospital? He didn't. Unfortunately the gunshot wound severely injured the boy and he was unable to be revived in time to survive.

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

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The Game.

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