- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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