What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

L's I's that took Viagra.

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

Please? No.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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