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What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

yes i can connor, this is brett.

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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