- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. They both promptly drowned.

A ginger kid and his 5 friends walk into a bar

Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

whats your budget like? a budget.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actaully never did. He only made it half way before a cop issued him with an infringement notice for jaywalking.

If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

Why couldnt the dog bark? The dog didnt exist.

what's up? my penis.

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

why was the man walking in the kitchen? idk thats why i asked

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

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