A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me nothing because I'm single

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

everybody loves raymond

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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