- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

If you posten bout Kony I feel bad for you son. Cause ive snached 99 children and you pst saved none jesse

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

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what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

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Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

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