- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

What did the man at the haberdashery say? Six and seven-eighths, bub, six and seven-eighths.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

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What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

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