- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

a person who will soon die of beeties

Roses are red.

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

Knock Knock "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

So FDR walks into a bar.

do you have a wife?

Why did 'Mister Love' get arrested? Clue: One of the most ironic things ever You can guess

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