You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

what is orange and blue 2 colors

if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

Women's Rights.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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