- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

joke under this line wins _________________________

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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