- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What bird can lift the most? i do not know, I suggest asking an Ornithologist

Three men walk into a bar. They order drinks. This joke isn't funny.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other muffin says nothing because it is a muffin.

What did Grandma give little Ben for Christmas? a wheelchair

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

Q.Why did the black man go to college? A. What does his race have to do with anything?

What do you call a black guy that has a big white coat, an assortment of knives and a couple of women working for him? A doctor

No, its just his eye, its infected, he gets fever and well, that is all I should say. Nero is my friend and I do not like it when people lie to him, he is outside having a cigarette, I do not think he wants to speak with you anymore. Bye.

who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

What happens if you fell off a 600 foot cliff? You die.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

A train poops its pants.

whats worse than jonny james obviously

Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

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