A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

I'm going as the joker for halloween

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

what happened when the sports mascot ate a bean and cheese burrito? he shat inside his costume and got fired.

"Doctor, Doctor! I feel like I'm a dinner roll!" Yes, well that's a side effect of your brain cancer.

Geeks have girlfriends...................... . . . I MEAN alien friends (geeks are losers and you decide your a geek or not)

what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

One guy asks another guy, "Why did the sleeping man get sucked into the sinkhole?" The other guy replies, "I don't know, I heard about that a few months ago, it seems highly improbable statistically. "

Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

What do you call a room with an oven and ten Jews in it? A kitchen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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